Jumpin’ on the Among Us Bandwagon - Because Beans are Awesome ~ Disclaimer: There are no images of beans in this post.

Jumpin’ on the Among Us Bandwagon - Because Beans are Awesome ~

Disclaimer: There are no images of beans in this post. Sorry.

Aizawa has expressed a distaste for putting out dormitory fires, so, on his behalf, since he is too busy snoozing to do it, Yamada has banned certain groups from playing Among Us indoors. There have been a number of reactions to this, including Among Us picnics in the sunshine, ugly crying, people hiding under beds, and one certain human being half-in half-out of a window because they’re just like that. However, both teachers have a good point - and besides, as Kayama says, it’s much more entertaining watching them play outside. So here, three chatlogs from three types of game.

Game 1 - A Non-Chaotic Type of Game, Pre-Eviction

Birb: Okay, I found Hagakure’s body in electrical. Start talking, all of you.

Sweets: Asteroid task

Bean: Files

Birbspeak: Wires. Next to Shouji.

Miyagi: Trash

Momo: Engine

Sweets: I think it was Momo. IDK she kinda sus

Momo: Uh, no

Bean: Momo sus?

Sweets has voted. 5 remaining.

Momo: Where was Hagakure found anyway?

Sweets: DIVERSION

Momo: NO!! I didn’t!!

Birbspeak has voted. 4 remaining.

Miyagi: Uh oh

Momo: It’s not me, honestly!

Birb: Yeah, I don’t think it was Momo?

Bean: IDK man

Momo has voted. 3 remaining.

Momo: It’s not me I was fixing the engine.

Miyagi has voted. 2 remaining.

Bean has voted. 1 remaining.

Birb has voted.

4: Momo - 1: Sweets - 1: Birb

Momo was ejected.

Momo was not the impostor.

*1.5 Minutes Later*

Impostor Victory - Miyagi was the Impostor

Sweets: bUT YOU DID TRASH?!

Miyagi: Nobody saw me do trash

Momo: You killed us all in 3 minutes. I’m quite impressed.

Birb: What a wondrous banquet of BLOOD.

Bean: NO.

Ghost: I’m sad.

Birbspeak: Me too, Hagakure, me too.

Game 2 - A Chaotic Type of Game, Pre-Eviction

DIE: Okay, which of you fuckers killed Raccoon Eyes!?

Goddess: It was Soysauce

Soysauce: What?! NO, IT NOT ME

Pikapika: Red sus

Red: Bro, no! I saw you vent!

Pikapika: YOU DID NOT SEE ME VENT

Goddess: I’m telling you it was Soysauce

Soysauce: FUCK YOU IT WAS NAILBOI

Goddess: FUCK YOURSELF I’M GAY

DIE: HOW THE FUCK IS THAT RELEVANT

DIE: OKAY BASS BITCH JUST THREW A MUG AT ME I’M GOING TO KILL HER NOW

Red: BRO NO DON’T KILL JIROU

PileOfNails: Yellow sus he vent

Pikapika: No!!!

Red: It’s definitely Kami

*Please note that at this point a lightbulb has exploded, along with a small portion of table*

Soysauce: nAILBOI

Pikapika: I AM BEING THROWN UNDER A BUS

Pikapika: IT’S RED

PileOfNails: Okay but consider this:

PileOfNails: Bakugou self-reported and watched everyone fight

DIE: IF I WAS THE IMPOSTOR I’D KILL YOU NEXT

DIE: AFTER EARPHONES

Soysauce: Tetsu is inciting violence

Pikapika: ooh

PileOfNails: WHat?!

PileOfNails: I’m presenting a balanced opinion?!

PileOfNails: I’m telling you I’m not the impostor

PileOfNails: GUYS

PileOfNails: I swear to god if you kick me I’ll have Kendou stop holding Monoma off

PileOfNails: GUYS?!

*One Vote Later*

PileOfNails was not the impostor.

…………………………

Soysauce: Okay, who killed Kami?

DIE: Fuck

DIE: Hold up

*minor boom and small spot fire*

DIE: SHITTY HAIR DID U KILL PIKACHU?!

Red: noooo

Red: I was doing scan

Soysauce: Kami was in upper engine

Soysauce: That’s pretty close

Red: nooo

Goddess: Uhh he close to Mina too

Soysauce: NOOO

Soysauce: MINA

Soysauce: Red killed Kami and Mina kick him

Soysauce has voted. 3 remaining.

Red: NO

DIE: who else would it be then shitty hair?!

Red: IDK

Red: Sero?

Soysauce: WHAT

*small cup has been exploded. There is juice everywhere*

Soysauce: RED U MEGA SUS

Goddess: I was with Soysauce I saw him trash

Goddess has voted. 2 remaining.

Red: Bro it wasn’t meeeeee

DIE has voted. 1 remaining.

Red has voted. 0 remaining.

Red was ejected.

Red was not the impostor.

Impostor Victory. Goddess was the impostor.

*There is a small acid burn in the carpet, the couch is partially blown up, and Kaminari has a bowl of rice on his head for some goddam reason*

Goddess: Huhuhuhu ~

DIE: Never type your laugh like that again.

Game 3 - A Very Chaotic Game, Post-Eviction

GreenBean: AAAAA

GreenBean: Uravity dead

*indeed, Uraraka is flopped over on the grass*

Kero: Oh no

Kero: I was in electrical

MechaQueen: Ur lucky ur not ded

MechaQueen: Wires.

KillMe: Card Swipe

Tenya: You spent a whole minute on card swipe?!

KillMe: I slept on Tuesday.

GreenBean: It’s Friday.

KillMe: Ur point is?

KillMe: I think it was Blue

Tenya: I WAS DOING FILES!

Tenya: YOUR ACCUSATION IS FALSE!

*whacks Asui on the head. She is remarkably unperturbed*

Tenya: IT WAS YOU PURPLE!

KillMe: No

MechaQueen: Your name does has kill in it

KillMe: Yeah, ME

KillMe: I’m disappointed in you all by the way

Kero: IDK

GreenBean: Theoretically, you could get from files to electrical and back again in the timeframe… but would you do it???

Tenya: I cannot believe I’m saying this.

Tenya: But purple is sus.

Kero: Iida serious

MechaQueen: PURP SUS

GreenBean: Toshi? D:

KillMe (muttering the words under his breath as he types): u kno what I DONT CARE ANYMORE

KillMe: ILL DIE EITHER WAY COME AT ME

*Uraraka is giggling. Asui is calmly smothering her, one-handed, with a picnic blanket*

Kero: Is this impostor behavior???

MechaQueen: I JUST WANNA BOOT SOMEONE

GreenBean: Hatsume NO

Tenya: It’s purple.

KillMe (having given up on the typing and now physically speaking): DO IT THEN YOU BUNCH OF COWARDS!

Tenya (typing): It’s purple, and he needs sleep. He’s lost all sense of filter and his personality is dissociating.

GreenBean: He’s not behaving very impostor-like, though

Kero: He’s not behaving very Shinsou-like either.

KillMe was ejected.

KillMe was the impostor.

KillMe: Guess I’ll die.

*GreenBean yote his phone at KillMe*

*Uraraka is back to cackling like a maniac, as is Hatsume, Iida is frantically waving his arms and yelling something, Midoriya is randomly throwing objects at people, Shinsou is spread-eagled face-down on the grass and not moving, and Asui is recording the entire thing on her phone*

*Meanwhile in the dormitory, Aoyama constructs a map of the perfect strategy, taking into account everyone’s personalities*

*It’s made of cheese so nobody will disturb it*

*Also he stole Deku’s notes for it*

*Goddammit Aoyama*