- Red: You’re short and have decided to make it everybody’s problem
- Blue: You have 5+ playlists on spotify that include the words “depression”, “sad vibes”, and “regrets”
- Cyan: I diagnose you with mento ilnes luv x x
- Yellow: You are either completely two-faced and backstabby, or are constantly bullied by the people who should care about you. Sorry.
- Orange: Unironically says stuff like “being a nice person is NOT a personality”
- Lime: You bury yourself in constant work to avoid thinking about the gnawing emptiness inside
- Dark Green: im so- im so sORry but you are infected with cringe and it is terminal. i didnt want to be the one to tell you this [cocks gun]
- Purple: You tell yourself you’re an untouchable edgelord/intellectual but really you’re just lonely, aren’t you?
- Pink: You live for the animal crossing/cottagecore/90′s sweetheart aesthetic but deep down inside you just want to watch the world burn and honey, you’re the one striking the match
- Brown: You are: 1) A neo-hipster who wants the one colour everybody avoids 2) Always the last one in the lobby 3) Straight
- Black: Hot topic isn’t as niche and taboo as you think it is
- White: You take pride in being the mom friend, don’t you? Shame it always gets you stuck with the healer class in D&D