1. “I’m not going to do the hand thing. It’s too much work.”
2. “Who is ‘doing well’ these days? If you say that you are doing well, you’re lying to yourself.”
3. “I don’t understand computers because I’m not a nerd.”
4. “There aren’t any murders yet and I’m terribly bored.”
5. “I think it’s very unfair that I’m dead and still have to work. That’s messed up.”
6. “It was a slaughterhouse, and it was ______. _____ murdered everybody.”
7. “As everyone can see, I’m still alive because I’m clearly the best at this game.”
8. “Look at this large group of people who are afraid of dying so they congregate together. Have you ever seen a Scooby Doo episode? We split up!”
9. “Oh, thank god, somebody died.”
10. “Ha ha, got here first. No, I’m just playing - every single game that you wish that you could play, _____.”
11. “I haven’t played the game in months because I’m not a loser, but okay.”
12. “I think we’re going to have to boot you out just because of that horrible attitude.”
13. “Looks like somebody took me out, and not in a fun way.”
14. “Welcome to the ghost group.”
15. “You shouldn’t feel safe. You know how many ghosts are floating around this _____?”
16. “I’m willing to die for the good of the group, so if you want to do that, go ahead.”
17. “I know I’m the literal embodiment of deceit, but come on.”
18. “I know it makes me look sus because I keep finding bodies, but I promise I’m just finding them.”
19. “That was a joke. Ha ha ha, we’re still friends.”
20. “Why do you think I would ever want to expose anyone to blatant murder, including my _____?”
21. “The day is mine! It’s finally happened!”
22. “That was so wonderful. Not only to take so many people down surreptitously, but also to get away with it.”