Bela: Hi, excuse me, I’m lost and I can’t find my family. Stranger:  What do they look like? Bela: Mother is a

Bela: Hi, excuse me, I’m lost and I can’t find my family.

Stranger: Okay.. What do they look like?

Bela: Mother is a stunningly beautiful, statuesque specimen of a creature, with perfectly coiffed hair, eyes like flames in a starless night, and a demeanour that is as intimidating - nay, awe-inspiring - as it is breathtaking, sublime, and enchanting to whomsoever looks upon her.

Bela: My sisters look stupid

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