Lady D: Daniela, I’m concerned about your behaviour towards the maids. Particularly given how many have disappeared

Lady D: Daniela, I’m concerned about your behaviour towards the maids. Particularly given how many have disappeared recently…

Daniela: No Mother it’s all good! The maids love me. Seriously, check this shit out

Daniela, waving cheerfully at a group of maids: Hi! Hello there guys!!!

Maid: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES

Maids: [scatter, screaming]

Daniela: Aww <3

Daniela: You see? They’re just a little shy because I’ve tried to kill them all so many times

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