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Xingqiu: Can you recommend me any books that made you cry? Xiangling: General mathematics 6th edition....

Heisenberg: Eat the rich Y/n: I do, every night Alcina, from across the room: She's damn good at it too Heisenberg: oh god...

Ethan: You’re as pale as a ghost, the light bounces off your I know what you are. Lady D: Say it. SAY IT. Ethan,......

Aether: happened? Sayu: I asked God to remove all the negative things in my life. Aether: And? Thoma: I ...

Bela: Mother! Why would you give Daniela a sickle?! Lady D: She felt unsafe. Bela: Well, now I feel unsafe. Lady D:  Lady D:......

Lady D: I am a dignified, peaceful woman. Cassandra: You literally threw your mirror out of the window yesterday because ...

Venti: Out of curiosity, what number am I on your speed dial? Xiao: 7. Venti: What's 6? Xiao: Chinese takeout....

Bela: What are you writing? Lady D: Heisenberg wants to know what kind of firepower we have up here at the castle. I’m ...

Lady D, gesturing vaguely: Bela, get that hideous thing out of the living room, would you? Bela: Of course. Bela, turning ...

Eula: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life. Jean: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind? Eula: unapologetic. ...

Aether: i just saw that a guy tried to fight a squid in the aquarium Childe, covered in ink and sulking: well MAYBE, the ...

Daniela: Why is Mother doing the laundry so loudly? Bela: To let us know that no one helps around the castle now we’ve ...

Kaeya: Nothing in life is free Amber: Love is free! Bennett: Adventure is free! Lisa: Knowledge is free! Venti: Everything ...

Barbara, helping Bennett: How would you rate your pain? Bennett: Zero stars. Would not recommend....

aether: we all have our demons. aether: [grabs paimon] this one is mine....

Chongyun: Xingqiu I’m in love with you. Xingqiu: I know??? Chongyun: What, how do you know? Xingqiu: We’re dating? Chongyun: ...

aether: what are you doing here? venti: I should ask you the same question aether: this is my room. venti: I should ask you ...

paimon: what if xiao replaced the lady on the gps? how would that sound like? aether, mimicking xiao: great job, you missed ...

Sucrose: I need some serotonin. Noelle: *stands up* Noelle: *sits back down* Noelle: I didn’t remember what serotonin was ...

Tartaglia, about Aether: Ugh, I hate when my nemesis accidentally becomes my crush. I need to pick less hot nemeses this ...

Aether, as he's being murdered: Tell my sister I love her. Childe: *sighs* Childe: Write her number down. Aether: Okay, ...

Venti: Can you do me a weird favor without asking any questions? Traveler: Isn’t that the bedrock upon which our friendship ...

Xingqiu: Name one mean thing I’ve ever done. Chongyun: You tried to convince me that eggs weren’t real! Xingqiu: They’...

Kaeya: Today I saw Jean crying for 5-6 min and then an alarm went off and she crying and went right back ...