#childe genshin

Childe, flirting: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Zhongli: I was dead by the time I reached the ground....

“It's not easy being the disappointment of the family, but someone had to do it. So here the fuck I am!” – Childe...

Childe, to Zhongli: If a handsome man like you came to rescue me, my heart would start racing Zhongli: Zhongli, in a ...

Childe: Aether's always asking me whether I'm a morning person or a night person Childe: And I'm just like 'Buddy! I'm ...

Childe: What doesn't kill me should run because now I'm fucking pissed....

Diluc: Favorite horror movie? Childe: It. Kaeya: Saw. Zhongli: Anabelle. Xiao: High School Musical. After watching it I ...

Childe vs. Diluc...

Traveler, whispering to childe, who's on the phone with Zhongli: Ask him something! Childe: How are you feeling? Zhongli: ...

Childe: [Accidentally hits Zhongli in the face] Childe: [Is stuck between saying "I'm so fucking sorry" and "are ...

Zhongli: Change is inedible. Childe: Don't you mean inevitable? Zhongli, spits out mora: No, I did not....

Signora: So, when did this happen? Childe: [holding hands with a very angry Scaramouche] I'm honestly not even sure myself....

Childe: if you're going to run at me with a knife, at least make sure you're going to actually stab me with it. don't waste ...

[childe gets injured during a fight] zhongli: how are you feeling? you're losing quite a bit of blood. childe: I'm feeling ...

childe: my own father thinks I'm a zhongli: [ready to tell him otherwise out of sympathy] childe: he was right ...

childe: wow, comrade! you're practically on fire today, I'll say! aether: [literally on fire] thanks....

zhongli: can I ask you a question? childe: yeah hit me with it! zhongli: [confused but punches him anyway] childe: [holding ...

Childe: How should I have known there would be consequences for my actions? Traveler: What? You flirted with me daily and didn’...

childe: seven thousand mora if you can get xiao to move from the balcony. aether: watch me. childe: wait, what are you– aether:......

Violence is not the answer: lesson by Zhongli...

childe: [royally fucks something up] xiao: looks like someone took too many dumb bitch pills. childe: xiao: did they have ...

Childe gets kidnapped...

dottore: don't fret, this is just going to be a small check-up. childe: really? that's nice, I was getting tired of all the–......

scaramouche: mirror mirror on the wall, who is the bitchiest of them all childe: why don't you look up and see ...

zhongli: would you like something to drink? [opens the fridge] we have tea, juice, milk, spiders, and some beer— childe:......