#Terry Pratchett

Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you.

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The truth may be out there, but the lies are inside your head.

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Let grammar, punctuation, and spelling into your life! Even the most energetic and wonderful mess has to be turned

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Of course, it is very important to be sober when you take an exam. Many worthwhile careers in the street-cleansing,...

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The truth may be out there, but the lies are inside your head.

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You don’t have to test everything to destruction just to see if you made it right.

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“You are concerned citizens.” He knew about concerned citizens. Wherever they were, they all spoke the same private language,...

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“If you have to look along the shaft of an arrow from the wrong end, if a man has you entirely at his mercy, then hope like

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No-one is finally dead until the ripples they cause in the world die away – until the clock he wound up winds down, until

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You can’t go around building a better world for people. Only people can build a better world for people. Otherwise it’s just

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Ankh-Morpork beer was technically ale, that is to say, gravy made from hops. It had texture. It had flavour, even if you didn’

_Terry Pratchett - The Last Continent_

That was the thing about elves. They chased you till you dropped, until your blood was curdling with dread; if a dwarf

_Lords and Ladies, T. Pratchett_

“She’s doing it,” she said. “It’s an elvish trick. Leading travelers astray. She’s mucking my head. My actual head. Oh, she’

_Lords and Ladies, T. Pratchett_

The kings of Lancre had never thrown anything away. At least, they’d never thrown anything away if it was possible to

_Lords and Ladies, T. Pratchett_

“(…) and I saw Jason Ogg hitting four elves with the first thing he could get hold of-” “Another elf?” “Right, and then

_Lords and Ladies, T. Pratchett_