“ ‘Scuse me,  pardon -- Hi, there. Name’s Lieutenant Columbo, LAPD. I’m up here from homicide. Responding to a report about

“ ‘Scuse me,  pardon -- Hi, there. Name’s Lieutenant Columbo, LAPD. I’m up here from homicide. Responding to a report about

“ ‘Scuse me,  pardon – Hi, there. Name’s Lieutenant Columbo, LAPD. I’m up here from homicide. Responding to a report about a body found in Med Bay. I tell ya, this is one troubling case, but not to worry, we’ll get it figured out. You were the one who called the Emergency Meeting just now, is that right? Where did you say you found the body? Oh, right, Med Bay, yeah, I just remembered. And you were alone? Hmm… Oh, nothing, sir. Just wanted to get all the details. See, these small things, I’ve gotta get them resolved. Now, ah … between you and me… have you seen anyone in this wing actin’ a bit … a bit sus?”

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